27 March 2008 - "¿Hola?"

Righto amigos, I´m currently in good ol´ espagne… hence the reason for my lack of blogging. Well, that and just pure laziness.

Well the weather is lovely, sort of. It was a bit rubbish yesterday but it´s still ten times better than in England where it is currently snowing. Ha ha ha. It´s really bizzare though because we´re all walking round in shorts and t-shirts and the Spanish are practically shivering whilst wrapped up in their little spanish coats and scarves. Does your body become used to a certain weather or something? If a Russian were to come to England in the midst of our winter, would they think that it was warm?

Also, the Spanish have really back-to-front keyboards. It´s taken me so long to write this. Can´t think of anything worth saying. So I´m gonna go.

¡Adios!

9 March 2008 - "For shame!"

What with my internet crashing every five seconds, my social life and the fact that I fall asleep at any given oppertunity, I have, once again, been neglecting this blog. For shame!

I’ve been reading a lot recently. Any book recommendations?

Yes, I know I’m pathetic but I have nothing else to post about.

2 February 2008 - "OhLush.net"

I recently stumbled upon OhLush.net and was horrified at what I saw. Take a look at this screenshot:

What on earth could have possessed the owner of this website to make a layout like this, especially since she is a straight woman? Well, it’s not even as if had she been a man/lesbian this would have been any better.

Firstly, that layout makes her website look like it’s going to be a porn site. This will lead to many horny teenage boys being very disappointed and consequently committing suicide. It immediately gives whatever unlucky soul who stumbles across her “website” the wrong idea, although it is a lovely warning sign to people like me to not even bother reading her blog or looking through her content because if she can make a layout like that, there must be something wrong with her.

Secondly, right align? What the hell! Give me one example when a layout aligned to the right ever looked good. I thought not. It’s not even that it’s right aligned but is quite clearly suffering from weborexia. White space– sorry, pink space– much? And as for the font, I doubt that Georgia is readable in any size font, never mind size 7.5pt!

I honestly think that this site has one of the worst pornographic themes I have seen all 2008. I can’t think what have got into the owner of this website to even make this theme; it just makes it impossible for me to take her seriously. That being said, if she did have a somewhat decent layout, a scan of her blog would confirm the fact that all is not right in her head.

Anyway, new photography up. Go and take a look!